Rollercoaster Twitter Thread Is An Epic Tale Of Love, Fanfiction, and Rejection

The tween years are hard on pretty much everyone (except for maybe you, Jessica R from homeroom) but this wild ride of a Twitter thread takes those awkward years to the next level. Cracked editor Dan Dockery treated the social media site to a very detailed and very cringey account of his desperate (and creative) attempts to win the affection of his crush. It's...incredible.

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